We got back to Mexico and I started putting our
packets together for visa renewal. I checked on the
computer to see if the long promised internet site was
up along with the long awaited fill-in forms. Much to
my surprise, the web site was up, but there was only
one of a bunch of forms. Not to be outdone, I went
searching some sites that gringo ex-pats maintain trying
to make sense of Mexican bureaucracy. Wouldn't you
know the gringos had transformed those forms into the
computer fill-in variety. I learned so much on the one
web site, I felt like a expert.
The new system was going to be a lot faster.
.
Visas would be issued in a week instead of the
customary two weeks.
Travel would be allowed with temporary visas
while the permanent ones were being processed.
We were all going to be thrilled with the new process.
I filled out all my forms, made my copies and we
hit the office in Torreon full of optimism.
First laugh of the day: they had never seen the
packets together for visa renewal. I checked on the
computer to see if the long promised internet site was
up along with the long awaited fill-in forms. Much to
my surprise, the web site was up, but there was only
one of a bunch of forms. Not to be outdone, I went
searching some sites that gringo ex-pats maintain trying
to make sense of Mexican bureaucracy. Wouldn't you
know the gringos had transformed those forms into the
computer fill-in variety. I learned so much on the one
web site, I felt like a expert.
The new system was going to be a lot faster.
.
Visas would be issued in a week instead of the
customary two weeks.
Travel would be allowed with temporary visas
while the permanent ones were being processed.
We were all going to be thrilled with the new process.
I filled out all my forms, made my copies and we
hit the office in Torreon full of optimism.
First laugh of the day: they had never seen the
computer generated forms I presented. "Yes, they
are what the government has approved, but they
are not officially available yet and we may not be
able to accept them." I honestly thought they
were going to make me copy everything over in
ink. Thankfully, that disaster was averted. We left
the office to have our photos made and returned in
high good humor.
The packets were evaluated and pronounced fine and
wonderful. OK! We're moving now!
wonderful. OK! We're moving now!
Second laugh: When will the visas be ready? "In
about a month, mas o menos." A month? What
happened to the much quicker service? "Sorry.
All the papers have to go to Mexico City and your
visa will be issued from there."
about a month, mas o menos." A month? What
happened to the much quicker service? "Sorry.
All the papers have to go to Mexico City and your
visa will be issued from there."
Third laugh: OK. Not a problem. We need the
temporary visa to allow travel outside Mexico in
the meantime. "Sorry. No es posible. The system
has not gotten quite that far." So, we can't leave
Mexico for a month? "That's about the size of it
temporary visa to allow travel outside Mexico in
the meantime. "Sorry. No es posible. The system
has not gotten quite that far." So, we can't leave
Mexico for a month? "That's about the size of it
Mas o menos" I think you probably know that it
is far more likely to be mas than menos.
Fourth laugh: Well, I guess we can handle that. It
isn't the worse thing that ever happened. Let me
just pay for this and we'll go back to Parras, have a
glass of wine, and lick our wounds. "Sorry. The
system isn't ready to receive payments yet." Can I
pay at the bank like I've been doing for the last
upteen years? "No. We can't receive payments
like that anymore. I'll send you an email when the
system is ready." Will this delay my visa?
"Probablemente no pero no soy cierto."
isn't the worse thing that ever happened. Let me
just pay for this and we'll go back to Parras, have a
glass of wine, and lick our wounds. "Sorry. The
system isn't ready to receive payments yet." Can I
pay at the bank like I've been doing for the last
upteen years? "No. We can't receive payments
like that anymore. I'll send you an email when the
system is ready." Will this delay my visa?
"Probablemente no pero no soy cierto."
You need to know that by now the laughter had a few
tears mixed in. But you haven't heard the best part.
tears mixed in. But you haven't heard the best part.
When we arrived at Perote on Sunday evening the
lights were shining brightly,water was pouring out of
the spout. All was well. Monday morning we had the
same utilities. Monday afternoon everything went off.
After considerable effort we discovered that Perote
was involved in a dispute with the electrical
commission - another government entity - about the
discrepancies between the rates paid for agriculture
virsus commercial. Until the dispute is settled it was
agreed to allow electricity on the week-ends only.
Well, you know me well enough to know I don't
function very well without lights and water.
lights were shining brightly,water was pouring out of
the spout. All was well. Monday morning we had the
same utilities. Monday afternoon everything went off.
After considerable effort we discovered that Perote
was involved in a dispute with the electrical
commission - another government entity - about the
discrepancies between the rates paid for agriculture
virsus commercial. Until the dispute is settled it was
agreed to allow electricity on the week-ends only.
Well, you know me well enough to know I don't
function very well without lights and water.
So . . . we are staying for the duration in a house that
Nacho owns right downtown on main street. It hasn't
been lived in for years, but little by little we're making
it feel like home. Pretty soon we'll have half our stuff
in this 200 year old Mexican house with the funkiest
bathroom you ever saw and the very most basic of
kitchens. We're listening to XM radio and thinking
about watching a DVD. Tomorrow we'll bring the
microwave so Stanley can heat up his coffee and we'll
be able to make microwave pop corn. I told you we
were making this feel like home.
I'm convinced we will be in Texas by Christmas, but
the idea of being there for Thanksgiving has gone
directly out the window. Tomorrow, the Mexican
government is closed for Revolution Day and I want
to celebrate with all these good people, but if I'm not in
Texas for Christmas, they are likely to learn a thing or
two about a real revolution.
the idea of being there for Thanksgiving has gone
directly out the window. Tomorrow, the Mexican
government is closed for Revolution Day and I want
to celebrate with all these good people, but if I'm not in
Texas for Christmas, they are likely to learn a thing or
two about a real revolution.